Besides laughing in the face of issues that I (insert awkward pause) face, I sometimes employ a form of shopping therapy to deal with it. Grocery shopping that is. While some other wussies cry from the soul, for me, nothing beats stepping into the grocery store, going through the aisles and knocking yourself out filling the cart with foodstuff that can make the Nourishment Storage Server worthy to be put in those promotional brochures or refridgerator ads. Of course, being one who can only consume so much within the period before they expire, I end up having that Nourishment Storage Server still looking like in those brochures or ads, even months after. In my attempt to suppress guilt over the possible wastage by consuming as much as I can, I end up having to deal with very watery bowel movements after that (we'll leave the bit on Toilet Therapy in some other posting).

And you wonder why people with issues sometimes call in sick claiming they have stomach aches.