Made it through the last couple of days without getting caught by the authorities and subsequently deported to some foreign land as I initially feared. With my retrosexual looks, you can't be too careful. But there goes my chance to get out of this country and see the world a bit. Anyway, I managed to get a temporary issue identification paper, bank ATM cards, cellphone SIM card and a new phone to replace the one that got stolen last Saturday. There's still the matter of the driver's license and credit cards that needs to be settled. By the time this whole ordeal is over, I should be ready to commit into a long term relationship with a member of the opposite sex.