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Things That Make Me Wet In The Pants

Posted: Tuesday, 12 April 2005 (23:24)

The iPod did it for me a few months back, albeit a wee bit sticky. The other thing that can really do it for me would be rollercoasters. There was the tallest and fastest in 2000 and then there was the tallest and fastest in 2003, both at Cedar Point, the rollercoaster Mecca of the world. Now Six Flags is about to wrest it all away with their Kingda Ka ride. Check this out: the peak is 456 feet (45 stories) from the ground and it launches from 0 to 128 mph in 3.5 seconds. I'm already having an erection just reading the specs. Don't worry, I'm just gonna go ride it hands free, not stark naked. Gotta be careful not to poke anyone's eye out now.

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