'Cos these are the accursed pebbles in my garden hose.
I could have been a gemstone dealer but alas, it was fated that I
end up being a quarry. Anyways, as I said before, nothing says "I
Love You" better than some bling-bling
from the depths of the kidneys, especially when you get to pass
them out on your own. Coming soon to a store near you as a
novelty item this Valentine's, folks.
Hopefully that grossed you out. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm
gonna make myself a sandwich and Milo... on the rocks.