Opening the package of the newly purchased 40GB Apple iPod
was certainly an orgasmic experience. Merely holding the box
package in my hands already made me squirt a little. I think I
ejaculated a bit when I opened the box and took the wrappers off
the earbuds, firewire/usb cables, power adapter and the docking
bay. As you might have guessed, by the time I got my hands on the
iPod itself, I had myself totally creamed.
And you wonder why this geek is sans girlfriend sometimes.