Unlike Actorlympics 2002 and Actorlympics 2003, this year's Actorlympics 2004 - Acropolis Now turned into something out of my wet dream when I got pulled onstage and fondled groped by Nell Ng in front of a live audience. Then it got weird when Reza Zainal Abidin did a crotch watch on me before I got hunted by "Crocodile Hunter" Edwin Sumun. As with any dreams I have, it turned into horror when 200-something pound (probably more) Afdlin Shauki wrestled and pinned me to the ground ala WWE. Now thanks to him, I have regular bowel movements once more.