The mailman dropped an early Valentine greeting for me. It is none other than from the "beloved" Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri, sweet talking me to "declare my love". Suckered Seduced by the whisperings of sweet nothings into my ear, being the faithful one, I'll meticulously declare everything in earnest honesty, only to find out a few months down the road that I'm gonna get screwed. Arguments will ensue claiming that "the love" ain't enough despite my being open and not hiding anything from them. Threats of losing my home and other belongings might follow, escalating it to a point like a divorcee asking for alimony. A potential storyline right out of those low-grade love movies and cheap drama swastas, no?

Playing in the background: Amiel - Lovesong